|
Servicing Pana Area For 35 Years |

|
Darlene Price will be glad to answer any question you my have. |
|
Earl Baker: President
Welcomes you to our website! |

|
Come and Enjoy Your Golden Years |
|
President: Earl Baker Vice President: Jack Kindermann Treasurer: Glenna Jones Secretary: Joyce Pauley Directors: Joe Mrosko Vi Armstrong Sharon Dilley Trustees: Dorothy Dixon Marie Warren Art Hoehn |
|
Pana Area Senior Center 188 S. US HWY 51 Pana, IL. 62557 217-562-5611 panaseniors@consolidated.net |
|
If you are interested in becoming a member of the center and are at least 55 years of age, the cost is only $5.00 a year. You must live within a 50 mile radius of Pana. Call the center for details. 217-562-5611 or 562-5613 |


|
A Word From The President |
|
Looking for New Members |
|
****** |
|
We will have Bingo on the third Wednesday this month. Mark your calendars August 20th. The pot is the same as potluck day. $20.00 and $5.00 Coverall. |
|
August |
|
2008 |

|
****** |
|
This has a been a very busy month. I went on vacation to see Elvis at Graceland, then on to Little Rock to see Bill Clintons library, from there we went to Branson.
|
|
****** |
|
The building rentals are up. Remember you can rent the building for $50.00 for members or $60.00 for non members with a $30.00 deposit
|
|
If you missed it in the Pana News. Our very own Katherine Bond a motorcycle riding mama. This is one way you can spend celebrating your 95th birthday. |
|
Congratulations to: |
|
Angie and Huber Koontz for 65 years of marriage. Annabelle and Joe Mrosko not far behind with 60 years of marriage. |
|
Our treasure Glenna Jones is still in rehab. Get well Glenna. |
|
****** |
|
Happy Birthday Katherine |
|
We need to be proud of our Kitchen band they have been ask to perform in Moweaqua and Shelbyville. Way to go Roses and Buds. |
|
***** |
|
Laugh and Live |
|
***** |
|
***** |
|
***** |
|
***** |

|
I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only geezer receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called as you will see.... |
|
'Geezers' are easy to spot: At sporting events, during the playing of the Star Spangled BANNER. Old Geezers remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and believe in them. |
|
Christian One Liners |
|
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. |
|
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors. |
|
People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church. |
|
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' |
|
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. 'The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's near perfect.' And then the fight started. |
|
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be the Man of Your House. 'He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first guess.' |